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 13:50 | 30/May/2008 | 4 Comment(s)
REALITY SHOWS

Reality shows reality shows, these have become more amd more popular and have worsened in quality especially in india.The reality shows which are telecast on tamil channels like suntv and vijaytv etc. are not worth watching .A person would prefer to die in a gas chamber rather than watch these shows. They are a pure torture.


There are 2 idiots , those who make such reality shows and those who watch them.The participants are small screeen actors and actresses whose performences are even worse than african tribals who dance at aritual around a fire when eating someone or somethin g  .......... oh forget it thety eat every thing.Seems like George Bush and Condoleeza rice should have taken a dig at africa rather than india, although it is a proven fact that americans consume more food than anyone in the whole galaxy.Any way, coming back to the topic, these performers' dresses are of two types:



  • they are so loose that you could smuggle a polar bear or

  • pockets so small that it would be a miracle if you could put both your hands in.

You must have two qualities to be ajudge on such reality dance shows:



  • you must be able to speak english which would drive the british up the wall

  • you should be able to sterss on the fitness factor even though you cannot touch your fingertoes without bending your knees.

So this is the standard of indian especially tamil dance reality shows


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 12:50 | 30/May/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
CARNATIC MUSICIANS

If you are wondering what the difference between a person who sings in his bathroom and those who sing carnatic music on stages, well here they are:



  • carnatic musicians have a lot of gold jewellery to flaunt
  • they are draped in silk from head to toe
  • they make astonishing gestures and the unmistakeable shaking of the head
  • the tapping of the thigh which is most noticeable  

These are the points which differentiate a person who sings in his bathroom from a person who sings on stages.Every single carnatic musician has gold jewellery which if sold can be as solution for the rising prices.carnatic mucicians put together are half of the world's bullion markets.The rest is shared mainly by bappi lahiri and cine stunt personnel and construction company owners.


 


Have you ever seen a carnatic musician performing in anything other than silk.Poor people it would make their going to heaven very very difficult because of the number of silkworms' that were troubled.


Then comes the next reason why carnatic musicians aren't so great, they make astonishing gesture and especially while negotiating a high pitch.The significant closing of the eyes as if sadness has filled their lives.The shaking of the hand as if showing someone the route to a distant place. The shaking of the  head as if they were made to listen to a boring lesson and the teacher kept asking them if they have understood the material.The tapping of the thigh woul undoubtedly win a double nelson in a wrestling match.


This is what i fell about carnatic musicians. Please post ur  views.


 


 


  

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